Re: Facts on Farts
first off Conq you have WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands.
second, who grows up and decides they are gonna be a scientist and study farts, was it the football watching beer drinking fart guy that laid a really good one that cleared the entire room out and to another house while watching the Superbowl that decided to go back to school and become a scientist so he can figure out why that thing was his crowning achievement in life.
third. "A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household. "
I didn't read the whole thing but that was the funniest thing I got to.
if you can't convince them, confuse them.