Re: The Curmudgeon's Corner - Vol. 1
I agree with you Baketech, and I'm doing something about it. I think you and everyone else should pledge to do the same thing.
I stopped making friends and pissed off the friends I had, so there won't be a 50 car procession for me. Also, I plan to be incinerated so there won't be a hearse in the first place. All I'm paying for through my will is a disposable vacuum bag and 15 minutes of rental for a Hoover. Anything else, the funeral home has to clean up.
Also, what's up with paying for mowing the grass at the cemetary when I am a) not going to see it b) not having a picnic on it c) my dog cannot even go there and...go there and d) I'm already fertilizing it for free!
The next time you don't see a funeral procession, think of me, cuz maybe it's me!
Official Racer Dude Guy, according to a neighborhood 6 year old.