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post #1 of 33 Old 07-19-2003, 1:09 AM Thread Starter
 
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Re: What the f--k is this

This isn't one of those Brown Recluse bastages is it, it's like the forth one I've killed in my bedroom, just saw this sucker climbing up my wall *



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Re: What the f--k is this

No, thats one of those weed eating spiders. You HAVE TO MAKE SURE you keep them out of your bag or they eat your weed and multiply like gremlins, and as I can tell, you arent doing such a good job.




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Re: What the f--k is this

You're saying he'll eat the bag he's in?
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Re: What the f--k is this

Looks like he already finished that bag off to me. Better check the OREO's in the kitchen as well.
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stegen : No, thats one of those weed eating spiders. You HAVE TO MAKE SURE you keep them out of your bag or they eat it and multiply like gremlins, and as I can tell, you arent doing such a good job.
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That was the single best ever response from you I have ever read....damn funny boy...keep it up!

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Re: What the f--k is this

that's not a recluse, they have a fiddle on their back. that is a 'Jumping Larry' you have there. they aren't poisonous but they will jump on you and impregnate your skin with their eggs if you don't walk very fast. *

they are bad here in texas.


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houston954 : that's not a recluse, they have a fiddle on their back. that is a 'Jumping Larry' you have there. they aren't poisonous but they will jump on you and impregnate your skin with their eggs if you don't walk very fast. *

they are bad here in texas.


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* 'Jumping Larry' - LMAO! *First of all, all spiders possess fangs and poison glands. *Fortunately most are not capable of inflicting a bite w/serious consequences. *And I hope to hell you are joking about the 'impregnate your skin with their eggs' thing, 'cause that is utterly ridiculous.

Mattress, that is definitely NOT a brown recluse, not sure what species it is, but not recluse. *Here are some pics of the bad guy - keep in mind there are several subspecies and although color may vary, they all have the 'violin' marking. *If you're ever in doubt, you can catch and freeze one and look at it under a magnifying glass and look at the eyes. *Most spiders have 8 (4 sets) eyes, but the recluse has 6 (3 sets). *Only a couple of other spiders have the 6 eye setup, and they look nothing like a recluse

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Re: What the f--k is this

Another one...



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Re: What the f--k is this

And the eyes...



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Screwed up the 1st pic - here it is again...


Don't know what I did wrong, but you get the idea



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And BTW, we (USA) have only 2 truly dangerous spiders - brown recluse and black widow. *However, there is a third species that is pretty bad, similar to the recluse as to necrosing venom type. *That is the Hobo Spider - named such because it is non-natiive and was brought over from Europe (probably as egg sacs in produce or lumber) sometime prior to the 1930's. *Fortunately for you, its range is restricted to basically the far NW quadrant of the US (Chain will be very happy to hear this * ). *Here is this little gem for anyone living in this area...



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Bacchus.....you know entirely too much about this crap. It's scary
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This is the most phucking disgusting thread ever. Boot all contributors and lock it... now.

Bacchus, I have no words.
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Awwww, big bad Chain doesn't like spiders???
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