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Minister And The Cowboy
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let
liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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