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post #1 of 36 Old 11-25-2004, 11:53 PM Thread Starter
 
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What I did on Thanksgiving

Me and a few other guys stopped down at the Omaha Girls & Boys Club today to hang out with some of the inner city kids. It was a nice way to spend an extended lunch break. It's a nice facility with computer labs, a wood floored gym, swimming pool, activity areas inside and out, etc.

These kids were great. They asked us for our autographs, held our hands as they walked us around and toured the facilities, and generally ate up the attetion the boys in blue gave 'em. Odds are I'll see at least a few of them under different circumstances as they put on a few years, but we can hold out hope for the best, right?

So what's the very first thing I observe after leaving the Club? A guy with his d*ck out, pissing in an alley downtown. I jumped from my car and approached him to make my inquiry.

Chain: "What the hell are you doing?"

Perp: "What the hell's it look like I'm doing? I'm pissin'!"

Chain: "Couldn't you have found a better place to piss?"

Perp: "I really had to piss!"

Chain: "I really need to see your ID - you're under arrest."

A few moments later I patted him down and found rock cocaine and a crack pipe in his pants.



As a result of the arrest, he's violated his federal parole for a 1999 bank robbery here in town and is going back to the penitentiary.

Talk about experiences on extreme ends of the spectrum, huh.

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Thats a pretty cool thing ya did there ol sargeant large dome
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Good deal!

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As a result of the arrest, he's violated his federal parole for bank a 1999 bank robbery here in town and is going back to the penitentiary.
good job with the kids

but do you have a beer in your hand right now, he's on parole for bank a 1999 bank robbery ? you got an extra bank in there

if you can't convince them, confuse them.
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good job with the kids

but do you have a beer in your hand right now, he's on parole for bank a 1999 bank robbery ? you got an extra bank in there
Not drinking. Typo only. Fixed now. Thank ya sir.
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Not drinking. Typo only. Fixed now. Thank ya sir.
no prob, just keeping the real police aquainted with the grammar police

if you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Good job Chain - that's very cool what you guys did for the kids.

But I just have to comment here, you're eyes in that first pic look like you might have recently had a bit too much sugar intake (aka, donuts).
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you were going to arrest a man for pissing in an alley? wow. thats sad

but its a good thing you did for the kids.

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Evidence planting stormtrooper.
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Its called Indecent exposure Stegen, and Im sure that if someone whipped their pecker out in front of your wife and kids, you'd see it different.

Chain, looks like a blast. I had a good experience earlier this week helping a domestic assault victim get out of the house she was in and home to her mom for the holidays. She didnt have any gas in her car and was waiting on a MO from her mom for gas to get out of town. When he hit her in the face with a phone and got us involved, we got her and her 2 young daughters to the Rescue Mission until the money could get there, and put him in lockup. When her 4 year old asked if I was going to take Steve* to jail for hitting mommy, It gave me a great feeling to tell her yes... So Mom and the 2 girls are having dinner with family, and Steve* is having it with all the guys in jail...
Chris

*Name changed to protect the dumb POS that likes to hit women.
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Did you make him wash his hands before he handed you his ID?

Glad to hear that the kids got to hang out with their heroes!
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That's the way to give thanks, Sergeant!
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Kudos
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Re: What I did on Thanksgiving

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you were going to arrest a man for pissing in an alley? wow. thats sad

but its a good thing you did for the kids.
What if this convicted felon had his schlong out and was pissing in the alley that runs behind your house when your kids were out back playing?

Edit: Oops, I see Niner's already chastised you Steggy. Thanks for the kudos on the kiddie fun, however.

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