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post #1 of 13 Old 07-22-2003, 4:59 AM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Mr Honda dies

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement .
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, 'since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.'

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him'.
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. He then asked God,
'Aren't you the inventor of women?'
God Said, 'Ah, yes. Indeed I am'.
'Well,' said Mr Honda, 'Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your design.'

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

'Hmmmm, you do raise some good points 'replied God, 'Lets have a wee look.' God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, 'Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours..'

Do unto others, before some prick does it to you!

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Re: Mr Honda dies

good one

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So this guy dies and goes to heaven. God says 'You can ask me anything you want and I will answer it.' So the dude thinks about it, and asks 'God, why did you make women's skin so soft?' God replies, 'So you would like it.' The man satisfied w/ this then asks 'God, why did you make women smell so good?' God replies, 'So you would like it.' Again the man is satisfied w/ this answer, but w/ a quisical look asks a final question, 'God, why did you make women so dumb?' God replies, 'So they would like you.'
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Re: Mr Honda dies

Sweet!

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"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."
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surprised the fems haven't chimed in with smack of theirwn, this will be interesting to track
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thats mad funny! Good one indeed!

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Mojave954 : surprised the fems haven't chimed in with smack of theirwn, this will be interesting to track
Don't need to. Heavy Dee did it for us! Thanks, man!
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Re: Mr Honda dies



(ahem, JOKES thread next time )
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Good ones
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HondaGalToo : Quote (Mojave954 @ July 22 2003, 9:00am)surprised the fems haven't chimed in with smack of theirwn, this will be interesting to track
Don't need to. *Heavy Dee did it for us! *Thanks, man! *
My joke bashes men and women.
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Heavy-Dee : Quote (HondaGalToo @ July 22 2003, 10:09am)Quote (Mojave954 @ July 22 2003, 9:00am)surprised the fems haven't chimed in with smack of theirwn, this will be interesting to track
Don't need to. *Heavy Dee did it for us! *Thanks, man! *
My joke bashes men and women.
Now, that's true equality!
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Re: Mr Honda dies



Great one

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You're f%#&king up my Chi...
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