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post #1 of 4 Old 12-06-2004, 7:16 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Santa

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all
yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How
about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.
At least HE can spell!

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid
who rides his a$$ constantly? It's time to give up that dream.
Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set
up with a Barbie.
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face
riding in the sleigh.
You want to do me a favor?
Leave me a bottle of scotch.

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year?
Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China.
I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of
my time making low-budget porno films.
I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing
the a$$es of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.
Hey, you wanted to know.

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
like in the song?
Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do.
I'm skipping your house.

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please,
PLEASE, could I have one?

That whiney begging sh!t may work with your folks, but that crap
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark, first, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're
you're a$$ whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house,
you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your
just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams, Santa
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Re: Dear Santa

hahahaha awesome

if you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Bad Santa

Bikes and women - both have nice curves.
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Re: Dear Santa

I love it!!!!!!

If lyrics sold then truth be told, Id probably be just as rich and famous and Jay-Z
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