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Joke.....NWS for language
A doctor is taking some students on thier first rounds in the hospital.
Before entering the first room, the doctor describes the patient's condition in order to prepare the students. "He has testiculitus" the doctor tells them. It's a sad, and rare condition where the patient overproduces fluids, which causes extreme pressure if not relieved at once an hour. As they open the door they see the patient sitting in front of a porno, taking care of himself. They do a quick exam and leave.
The doctor decides to let the students take a shot at determining the condition of the patient in the room next door. They walk in, and find a nurse giving this patient a blowjob. The exam is performed and they leave the room. None of the students knows what to say, and none of them can offer a diagnosis. Finally, one of them gets up the nerve and asks: "What is wrong with that guy?"
"Oh," the doctor replies, "he has the same condition as patient #1, he just has better healthcare."
Before entering the first room, the doctor describes the patient's condition in order to prepare the students. "He has testiculitus" the doctor tells them. It's a sad, and rare condition where the patient overproduces fluids, which causes extreme pressure if not relieved at once an hour. As they open the door they see the patient sitting in front of a porno, taking care of himself. They do a quick exam and leave.
The doctor decides to let the students take a shot at determining the condition of the patient in the room next door. They walk in, and find a nurse giving this patient a blowjob. The exam is performed and they leave the room. None of the students knows what to say, and none of them can offer a diagnosis. Finally, one of them gets up the nerve and asks: "What is wrong with that guy?"
"Oh," the doctor replies, "he has the same condition as patient #1, he just has better healthcare."
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
I thought it was at least kind of funny...sorry if it offended anyone 
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
Surely you jest! You can't offend anyone on fireblades.org... Probably, the real problem is that that is a pretty old joke. 
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
In canada they'd IV his nutsack.
And then there's this asshole...
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
Yet another strike against socialized medicine
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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe
In canada they'd IV his nutsack.
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
whoa now you don't want to start a debate about universal healthcare with ME! I'll get Newf in here and Northern and we'll swarm you eh.
I don't suffer from the shortcomings of universal health care because I'm invincible. But I'll still argue in its favor
Hey NEWF tell me where ye be bye!
I don't suffer from the shortcomings of universal health care because I'm invincible. But I'll still argue in its favor
Hey NEWF tell me where ye be bye!
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
LOL...
I don't think I want to start that debate tonight, especially since I just finished off a bottle of Merlot.
Let's just "agree to disagree" and get back to the Blades
I don't think I want to start that debate tonight, especially since I just finished off a bottle of Merlot.
Let's just "agree to disagree" and get back to the Blades
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
you chose......
...wisely
...wisely
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Re: Joke.....NWS for language
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
......The Princess Bride
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
......The Princess Bride
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