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Monday Morning Funnies.....

1) Good One


An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem.
A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)



2) Even Better


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with mailed photo of handcuffs.



3) Absolute Best


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State

Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball".

He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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Re: Monday Morning Funnies.....

Waiting for a rebuttal from Chain and Niner!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Monday Morning Funnies.....

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...He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
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Re: Monday Morning Funnies.....

Q: Why do PA Police have bigger balls than New York Police?


A: They sell more tickets................
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