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Warning: Ugly girls!!!

Warning: Ugly Girls
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women, to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Re: Warning: Ugly girls!!!

Only one thing comes to my mind, the movie Shallow Hal.

One of the few movies that made me laugh so hard that my sides started hurting!!!!
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Re: Warning: Ugly girls!!!

I, too, have been victim to this terrible crime in the past..... it still hurts to talk about it, but i will anyway, for the good and safety of others........

sometimes, i just stand in the shower, trying to wash the "dirty" from my "special place"........{{wimper........}}

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....... men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before.....
it's called "Hypoxia". that's when the brain doesn't get enough oxgenated blood to resume function. this occurs when two, large cellulite covered, cottage cheese looking thighs clamp the human head during orgasm. it also causes the victim's ability to hear the stereo deminish.........

it can cause death in some cases.
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it's called "Hypoxia". that's when the brain doesn't get enough oxgenated blood to resume function. this occurs when two, large cellulite covered, cottage cheese looking thighs clamp the human head during orgasm. it also causes the victim's ability to hear the stereo deminish.........

it can cause death in some cases.

that's just nasty

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it's called "Hypoxia". that's when the brain doesn't get enough oxgenated blood to resume function. this occurs when two, large cellulite covered, cottage cheese looking thighs clamp the human head during orgasm. it also causes the victim's ability to hear the stereo deminish.........

it can cause death in some cases.



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I too am a victim of this heinous crime.


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For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
How much beer do you have to drink in order to tolerate the support group?

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[QUOTE=Rigor]I, too, have been victim to this terrible crime in the past..... QUOTE]

yes.....the shame....satiated sweet bitter shame.....
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If you think this 'beer' sh1t is bad, you better make [email protected] sure she doesn't slip you some 'tequila'!......Oh, God......the shame......
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Re: Warning: Ugly girls!!!

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If you think this 'beer' sh1t is bad, you better make [email protected] sure she doesn't slip you some 'tequila'!......Oh, God......the shame......

Tequila usually makes the night end and the morning begin...with a sheep (Run Blue RUN!). Not that I know from experience or anything!
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