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Dogs' Top Ten Complaints About Humans

Man, I hope this isn't a repost:

THE TOP 10 COMPLAINTS DOGS MAKE ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo...what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9 . Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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Re: Dogs' Top Ten Complaints About Humans

My dog blames his farts on me...he drops one then looks at his ass, then looks at me all disgusted, like ...then everyone believes him
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My dog blames his farts on me...he drops one then looks at his ass, then looks at me all disgusted, like ...then everyone believes him


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Re: Dogs' Top Ten Complaints About Humans

Good one Whip. That even had The Bride laughing.

Got any more to put her in a good mood?? She's had a rough week.
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Re: Dogs' Top Ten Complaints About Humans

Bwahahahahahahaha

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that's great whip. I had to forward that along to everyone!
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My dog blames his farts on me...he drops one then looks at his ass, then looks at me all disgusted, like ...then everyone believes him

HA HA! Thats funny!

My dog would let out the nearly silent "wwwhhhhhhhh" and then pick his head up and look around. classic stuff!
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