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Happy Valentine's day

>Redneck Valentine Poem
>
>Collards is green,
>my dog's name is Blue
>and I'm so lucky
>to have a sweet thang like you.
>
>Yore hair is like cornsilk
>a-flapping in the breeze.
>Softer than Blue's
>and without all them fleas.
>
>You move like the bass,
>which excite me in May.
>You ain't got no scales
>but I luv you anyway.
>
>Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
>jist a-fry'n in the pan.
>Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
>right out of the can.
>
>You have some'a yore teeth,
>for which I am proud;
>I hold my head high
>when we're in a crowd.
>
>On special occasions,
>when you shave under yore arms,
>well, I'm in hawg heaven,
>and awed by yore charms.
>
>Still them fellers at work,
>they all want to know,
>what I did to deserve
>such a purdy, young doe.
>
>Like a good roll of duct tape
>yo're there fer yore man,
>to patch up life's troubles
>and fix what you can.
>
>Yo're as cute as a junebug
>a-buzzin' overhead.
>You ain't mean like those far ants
>I found in my bed.
>
>Cut from the best cloth
>like a plaid flannel shirt,
>you spark up my life
>more than a fresh load of dirt.
>
>When you hold me real tight
>like a padded gunrack,
>my life is complete;
>Ain't nuttin' I lack.
>
>Yore complexion, it's perfection,
>like the best vinyl sidin'.
>despite all the years,
>yore age, it keeps hidin'.
>
>Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
>with a RC cold drank,
>we go together
>like a skunk goes with stank.
>
>Some men, they buy chocolate
>for Valentine's Day;
>They git it at Wal-Mart,
>it's romantic that way.
>
>Some men git roses
>on that special day
>from the cooler at Kroger.
>"That's impressive," I say.
>
>Some men buy fine diamonds
>from a flea market booth.
>"Diamonds are forever,"
>they explain, suave and couth.
>
>But for this man, honey,
>these won't do.
>Cause yor'e too special,
>you sweet thang you.
>
>I got you a gift,
>without taste nor odor,
>more useful than diamonds...
>IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
>
>Luv, from yor romeo
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Re: Happy Valentine's day

Oh Zoltan you must be such a ladies man.

That ( ) was so ( ) beautiful!

I just read it off to my bride of almost 26 years and I think she's ready to have the nice men in white suits come and put me in a canvas sports-coat. You know the ones, they have sleeves that tie in the back!!

BTW, you spelled Purty wrong!!
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Re: Happy Valentine's day

Pimpin' ain't easy
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