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Cajun Joke

One of my favorites:

A guy from Atlanta, about to retire, decides to build a house far out in the country in Louisiana and shows his plans to Boudreaux, the local carpenter. "Can you build this?" he asks. Boudreaux studies the blueprints and says, "Uh-oh. Somebody dun really goofed on dis one. But, if you want, I can draw up some new plans for you." The guy says, "I hired one of the top architectural firms in Atlanta. If you want the job, you'll follow these plans." "Well, okay," says Boudreaux. "But I warn you, if you use dese plans you're gonna end up with two bathrooms!"
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Re: Cajun Joke

Another one:

One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to a job interview in Lafayette at
the helicopter hangar. The boss, Mr. Babineaux, came out of his office and gave them a written test. Well, it took about two hours to finish the test. Mr. Babineaux picked up the tests and graded them. When he finish, he came back out of his office and said, "You both did good and passed the test. In fact, you scored the same grade."
Then he told Boudreaux he got the job. All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumps up and says, "Well, wait, if we both scored the same grade, then why did Boudreaux get the job?"
The Boss says, "Well, because of your answers. On number 25, Boudreaux
wrote, 'I don't know' and you wrote 'Me neither.'"
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"me neither"...

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I've a got a friend with the last name Boudreaux that must know every Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke that there is. He's obviously cajun (last name) and has the thick accent and all. At a party he'll get all wound up and start ratteling off jokes. I can understand him pretty well through the 1st 8 beers that he puts down but after that I'm just nodding and laughing to make him feel good. He's a hoot.

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Heres a good 1
They had this big explosion at Exxon refinary in Baton Rouge, La.Exxon called on all the best hell fighters to fight the fire and seal the blown well head. All the best of the world were in Iraq fighting all the wells that been blown in the war but the best recommended a local by the name of Boureaux.So Exxon called Boureaux they offered him 2 million dollars to fight the fire and seal the well. He told them he would be there in 30 mins.About 28 mins. go by and everyone is standing about 100 yds. from the blown well. All of a sudden from out of no where come a white ford pick-up full of workers it rams thru
the barricades then thru the flames hit the well head and out goes the fire and the well is sealed. News cameras catch it all. Then up drives up another ford truck and out get this big coon ass with the name on his shirt reading "Boudreaux" .All of the reporters run to him and ask what are you going to do with the quick 2 million dollars you just made he says "de firs tang im gonna du is git som damn brakes on dat work truck"...

If you like to talk **** be sure you have the ass to back it up !! If not SHUT THE FU*K UP !!!!

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Boudreaux and Hebert, casualties of the oilfield bust in the 80's, decided to leave Gueydan and look for work in New Orleans. They quickly found jobs at the Dixie Brewery. They had been working only a couple of weeks when Boudreaux drowned in a beer vat. Management was very upset and asked Hebert if he would return to Gueydan to break the news to Boudreaux's widow. Upon hearing the news, she asked Hebert if Boudreaux had suffered much. Hebert replied, "I don't think so, as a matter of fact he climbed out twice to go the bathroom."
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Boudreaux was stopped by Dufresne, a local game warden in da bayous of South Louisiana recently with two buckets full of dem largemouth bass when leaving Lake Verret; a spot well known for it's excellent fishing.

Warden Dufresne asked Boudreaux, "Do you have a license to catch dem fish?"

Boudreaux replied to Dufresne, "Mais non. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?", the warden asked.

"Mais yeah! Every night I take dese here fish down here to da lake and let dem swim round for awhile. I whistle and dey come back and jump into da buckets and I take them back home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

Boudreaux looked at Warden Dufresne for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works!"

"OK, I've GOT to see this!" Dufresne was curious now.

Boudreaux poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes Dufresne turned to Boudreaux and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" Boudreaux responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" Dufresne prompted.

"Call who back?" Boudreaux asked.

"The fish!" replied Warden Dufresne.

"What fish?" Boudreaux asked.
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The real funny thing is that I have heard all of these before but replaced with Newfies.

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The real funny thing is that I have heard all of these before but replaced with Newfies.
You got it Pal!!
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The real funny thing is that I have heard all of these before but replaced with Newfies.
Yes, but most Bubba & Boudreaux jokes are based on actual events.
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Yes, but most Bubba & Boudreaux jokes are based on actual events.

So are the Newfie ones.

Stats have shown that most accidents happen within 10 km of home.
So Newfie TLR moved to Onatrio.

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So are the Newfie ones.

Stats have shown that most accidents happen within 10 km of home.
So Newfie TLR moved to Onatrio.

Is that near Ontario?






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So are the Newfie ones.

Stats have shown that most accidents happen within 10 km of home.
So Newfie TLR moved to Onatrio.
That's freekin right Pal. Statistics have proven that. Only thing, I had to take the numbers off the old place so I didn't have to change the address.

I still remember the first letter I wrote home after arriving in Ontario. It started something like:

Dear Mama:

I'm writin' this letter slow cause I knows ya can't read fast................
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Is that near Ontario?
Actually, I'm alot closer to you than you may think!!

So close in fact, that last winter we went to your fair city to pick up the Double Bubble for the Tiller, and stopped off at mexican Village on the way home for supper.
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