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Fun facts for diet/exersize gurus at the .ORG

I've been keeping a journal of my input/output for the month. It's pretty astonishing to look at a broad picture of what you eat; here I've been thinking that I've been doing really well but there are some obvious areas for improvement.

A few figures for the month of February:

Went to the gym 14 times
Had sex 12 times (counts as somewhat of a workout)
drank 68 cups of coffee (2 creams no sugar)
Drank 52 alcoholic drinks
Ate 16 bowls of cereal (with skim milk)
ate 17 eggs

Went out for breakfast twice
went out for lunch 22 times
Went out for supper 5 times

Some positives:

Only ate high-sugar sweets on 3 occasions
Ate fried food on only 3 occasions

Weight fluctuated between 171 and 174 lbs

Goals for March:

take coffees black
go to gym 20 times
drink 20 or less alcoholic drinks
pack a lunch at least once a week

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You should add more sex to your goals. 12 times is a travesty.
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well I only see my lady on weekends so that's not too bad

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You should add more sex to your goals. 12 times is a travesty.

I thought 12 times was impressive for a month.
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conq is a freak

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Re: Fun facts for diet/exersize gurus at the .ORG

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You should add more sex to your goals. 12 times is a travesty.
You haven't been married very long, have ya Conq??

After this long, 12 times is a good year!!

Remember the 3 levels of sex??

  1. Newlywed - House Sex is sex anywhere in the house, any time of the day or night, in every position imaginable.
  2. Married 10 years - Bedroom Sex, that's where you only do it in the bedroom, with the lights off, only at night, and only in the Missionary position.
  3. 25 Years or more - Hall Sex is where you only pass each other in the hall once in a while and say "Phuk You".
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So true...

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You haven't been married very long, have ya Conq??

After this long, 12 times is a good year!!

Remember the 3 levels of sex??

  1. Newlywed - House Sex is sex anywhere in the house, any time of the day or night, in every position imaginable.
  2. Married 10 years - Bedroom Sex, that's where you only do it in the bedroom, with the lights off, only at night, and only in the Missionary position.
  3. 25 Years or more - Hall Sex is where you only pass each other in the hall once in a while and say "Phuk You".

Newfie, unfurtunately, is correct on this. Sad but true.
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I'm not married at all.
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I'm not married at all.
Married people can tell by your comment.
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Married people can tell by your comment.

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It won't matter much. Princess is more of a freak than I.
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Re: Fun facts for diet/exersize gurus at the .ORG

One hint Phobe (and this is from a Doctor) is alot less coffee, and water, water, WATER till you think you get the urge to swim up-stream and spawn.
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It won't matter much. Princess is more of a freak than I.
If I'm reading that right, you are a lucky, lucky man!!
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One hint Phobe (and this is from a Doctor) is alot less coffee, and water, water, WATER till you think you get the urge to swim up-stream and spawn.

yes coffee needs to be cut back... I drink 1.5 litres of water a day also. I spend a lot of time in the pisser.

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