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NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST:

NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST:

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard.



This is a new Exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in California, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special Application and driver's test solely for the California area.



2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION



Name: ___________________ Stage Name:__________________



Agent: ___________________ Attorney:____________________



Therapist's Name: _________________



Sex:

[ ] Male

[ ] Female*

[ ] Formerly Male

[ ] Formerly Female

[ ] Both



*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______



Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No



Please list brand of cell phone: ________.



If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't:

________________________________________ _______ (Use extra pages, if

necessary)





Please check hair color:

Females:

[ ] Blonde

[ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers:

[ ] Red

[ ] Orange

[ ] Green

[ ] Purple

[ ] Blue

[ ] Skinhead

[ ] Other ___________



Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that

apply)

[ ] Eating

[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Shaving (male or female)

[X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)

[ ] Lifting weights

[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[ ] Snorting cocaine

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

[ ] Discharging firearms / reloading



Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:

[ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___

[ ] b) Be shot at ___



If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:

[ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.

[ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your

car on the news in a high- speed chase.

[ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular

phone company for your 911 call not going through.

[ ] d) Call your therapist.



In the event of an earthquake, you should:

[ ] a) Stop your car.

[ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.

[ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.

[ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.



In the instance of rain, you should:

[ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.

[ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.

[ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.



Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________



Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

[ ] a) Prozac

[ ] b) Zovirax

[ ] c) Lithium

[ ] d) Zanax

[ ] e) Valium

[ ] f) Medical pot

[ ] g) Zoloft

[ ] h) All of the above

[ ] i) None of the above*



* If none, please explain: __________________.



Length of daily commute:

[ ] a) Less than 1 hour*

[ ] b) 1 hour

[ ] c) 2 hours

[ ] d) 3 hours

[ ] e) 4 hours or more



* If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.



When stopped by police, you should:

[ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.

[ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.

[ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.



When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means:

[ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.

[ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.

[ ] c) She is drying her nails.



Which part of your car will wear out first?

[ ] a) The wiper blades

[ ] b) The seat belts

[ ] c) The horn



Automatic door locks are good for:

[ ] a) Security

[ ] b) Convenience

[ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.



The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:

[ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads

[ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way

[ ] c) Revenge



If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test, you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move.
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Re: NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST:

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If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test, you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move.

Unfortunately, I believe this is a Federal requirement.
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