Originally Posted by RedRocker
That's what I tried telling my wife, "Get something bigger than a Trailblazer" but after watching / riding with her, I would be in constant fear for "Joe Public" with her in a Suburban or a Tahoe.
Love the woman to death but,,..... LOOK OUT!!!!!!
I think you should buy her a Canyonero...
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!