I was reminded of an old joke today. Sorry if you've heard it a thousand times before, but here it is for those who haven't:
Wife and husband are sitting at dinner. The wife breaks the silence with a question:
Wife: "Honey, if I were to die, would you remarry?"
Husband: "No of course not."
Wife: "Why not? Everyone needs companionship."
Husband: "Because dear, if you were gone I'd never find another woman I'd be as happy with."
Wife: "So you wouldn't even date?"
Husband, after a pause: "Well, maybe eventually, after I got over the whole thing."
Wife, looking a little hurt now: "Really? You'd consider having a girlfriend? Would you take her to play golf every week like we do?"
Husband, a little annoyed at the questioning now: "I don't know about every week, but if she liked golf I'd probably take her."
Wife, even more hurt and a little upset: "You wouldn't let her use my clubs would you?"
Husband: "No, of course not, she's left handed."