I was reminded of an old joke today. Sorry if you've heard it a thousand times before, but here it is for those who haven't:

Wife and husband are sitting at dinner. The wife breaks the silence with a question:

Wife: "Honey, if I were to die, would you remarry?"

Husband: "No of course not."

Wife: "Why not? Everyone needs companionship."

Husband: "Because dear, if you were gone I'd never find another woman I'd be as happy with."

Wife: "So you wouldn't even date?"

Husband, after a pause: "Well, maybe eventually, after I got over the whole thing."

Wife, looking a little hurt now: "Really? You'd consider having a girlfriend? Would you take her to play golf every week like we do?"

Husband, a little annoyed at the questioning now: "I don't know about every week, but if she liked golf I'd probably take her."

Wife, even more hurt and a little upset: "You wouldn't let her use my clubs would you?"

Husband: "No, of course not, she's left handed."

Wife: Silence

Husband: ".........$hit"

hehehe......

THought of the day:

Men are either hungry or horny; if they're not hungry, make them a sandwich.

What prompted your memory dux? Were you thinking about going out to play a little golf?

LOL no. A buddy of mine was telling it to someone yesterday. I'll golf on a regular basis when I get too old to ride bikes (which will be never.)

Golf: If it can't kill you, it ain't a sport . . .

It could kill you the way I play....ever seen Happy Gilmore...lol

I have never laughed so hard at a movie in all my life.

"You eat **** for breakfast?!?"

And funny joke, DUX.