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post #1 of 9 Old 08-08-2003, 4:10 PM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Pick up lines

Show her that you have a sensitive side. You are sure to score bigtime with these classics. Please report back, and let us all know how your night went.


1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like
a feedbag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.

7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.

8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a$$!

9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

12. Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.
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Re: Pick up lines

How about 'nice shoes, wanna f*ck?'

22 days until it begins...
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Re: Pick up lines

Are you from Tennesee? *Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

Hey worm wanna wiggle?

Got a boyfriend? *(if Yes) Great, he can have you back in the morning. *(if no) You want one?

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Do unto others, before some prick does it to you!

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Re: Pick up lines

Here's a few more:
'Wanna go for pizza and a f#ck? What, you don't like pizza?

'Smells like rain. Wanna f#ck?

'That dress sure would look good on my floor!'

'Do you have any (insert nationality here) in you? Would you like some?'

That's all I can think of for now.

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Re: Pick up lines

One guy I know that lives here will walk up and heckle some tight chic. Here is how he does..

'hey what's up, you having a good time?'

She'll say whatever.

'Well, do you want to make it a better night?'

She'll say something like, 'How?'

Then he'll pull it 'Let's get out of here and go #### @ my place' and sometimes he'll add 'Bring your friend too'

I've seen that guy get slapped, tossed out of the place, bitched out, evil eyed etc. But he has got it down pat, he says about 15% success rate. So he'll make sure he heckles 10 girls that night. I saw him get slapped the first time and shook my head, an hour later he leaves with 2 girls, both dope, I mean really nice looking. Helps that he rolls the Lexus. He has been doing this for 5 years at least because once in a while the girl will tell him that he pulled the line on her like 2 years ago, and what is funny is that it will work repeat style every once in a while. The guy is from NYC and is a complete riot.

22 days until it begins...
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You must be real tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day
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Re: Pick up lines

F#ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gladys.
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Re: Pick up lines

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half : F#ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gladys.
Good one!

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