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post #1 of 7 Old 08-12-2003, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

WHY PARENTS HAVE GRAY HAIR!
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees
about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with
a child's whispered, 'Hello?'

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a
youngster the boss asked, 'Is your Daddy home?'
'Yes', whispered the small voice.

'May I talk with him?' the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy
there?' 'Yes', came the answer.
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left
home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with
the person who should be there watching over the child.

'Is there any one there besides you?' the boss asked the child.
'Yes' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?' asked the boss.
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman', came the whispered
answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like
a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked,
'What is that noise?'

'A hello-copper' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, 'The search team
just landed the hello-copper.' Alarmed, concerned, and more
than just a little frustrated the boss asked,
'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle:

'Me'
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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

Cute!
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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

Alternate Title:

'Why Children Deserve Beatings'




...in bed.
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...you are trying to insult me, and I agree it is very easy to do, if you haven't sufficient respect for yourself. - Tolstoy
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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

Sounds like some of the sh!t I pulled as a kid.

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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?


Do unto others, before some prick does it to you!

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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

and the best bit it - everyone involved would laugh at that too - but only years later...

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Re: Why do parents have grey hair?

I was actually extremely disturbed and a little scared as I read through that. Thoughts of the Sixth Sense came flying back. I was pretty weirded out.

Damn, I must be a wuss.

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