Re: NWS - Your best public sex act.
Got attacked by a Fox while we were going at it outdoors on the coast north of San Francisco once. Maybe we were near her babies or something. It started "barking" at us if you could call it that and then came up after us growling and snarling. I didn't think we were being that loud.
No one got bit but it sure did deflate the mood.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.