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post #1 of 7 Old 10-25-2005, 7:03 PM Thread Starter
 
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This guy is driving down a back county road. He looks out into a field and sees a guy ****ing a sheep. He says "wow, what the hell...?" He slams on the brakes and back up. Sure enough, there is a guy out there ****ing a big hairy sheep. He thinks to himself he needs to let the owners of the sheep and/or field know. He pulls up to the farm house and knocks on the door. A young kid comes to the door.
"May I help you?" the young kid says.
"Yeah. There is a guy out in your corn field ****in' one of your sheep."
"Yeah I know, thats my d-ah-ah-ah-d."

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Re: Sheep

Did you hear about Bacchus new job in Australia? He flew out there for a working interview as a hand on a big farm. As he was walking the field with the owner, they came upon a sheep with its head stuck in the fence... the farmer quickly ran up to the distressed ruminant and ****ed it in the ass for about 5 minutes, while old Baccy watched, astounded. The farmer finished up and waved Bacchus over... "Ok now your turn" he said. So Bacchus hastily ran up and stuck his head in the fence.

I don't know if he got the job.

And then there's this asshole...
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Re: Sheep

Yo, phobe,
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Re: Sheep

Crap. Jokes thread huh.

And then there's this asshole...
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Re: Sheep

I'm thinkin' that, but I still appreciate the abuse.
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Re: Sheep

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This guy is driving down a back county road. He looks out into a field and sees a guy ****ing a sheep. He says "wow, what the hell...?" He slams on the brakes and back up. Sure enough, there is a guy out there ****ing a big hairy sheep. He thinks to himself he needs to let the owners of the sheep and/or field know. He pulls up to the farm house and knocks on the door. A young kid comes to the door.
"May I help you?" the young kid says.
"Yeah. There is a guy out in your corn field ****in' one of your sheep."
"Yeah I know, thats my d-ah-ah-ah-d."
Obviously false, sheep have wool not hair. Get your tall tales straight there young un'

Must obey the sheep dog
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Re: Sheep

Doesn't matter what you call it. Just grab two handfulls and hold on.
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