This guy is driving down a back county road. He looks out into a field and sees a guy ****ing a sheep. He says "wow, what the hell...?" He slams on the brakes and back up. Sure enough, there is a guy out there ****ing a big hairy sheep. He thinks to himself he needs to let the owners of the sheep and/or field know. He pulls up to the farm house and knocks on the door. A young kid comes to the door.
"May I help you?" the young kid says.
"Yeah. There is a guy out in your corn field ****in' one of your sheep."
"Yeah I know, thats my d-ah-ah-ah-d."
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