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post #1 of 4 Old 10-28-2005, 10:47 PM Thread Starter
 
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Funny classified ads

I found these winners in the local free classifieds:

00 SUZUKI_CATOMA, 750, custom paint job, chrome wheels, jet kit, air filter, exhaust, bike in excellent condition, sell for $5000 SIO.

What the hell is a Catoma? It sounds like something my cousin caught when he was in the Phillipines.

WILL_TRADE Kirby vacuum cleaner Generation III series in perfect condition with all attachments, trade for Beretta or Glock 40 caliber pistol. Call Howard

I'll bet his wife doesn't know...

97 SUZUKI Marata 800 special, 18,000 miles, totally chrome out, red and white, windshield saddle bags, Mustang seats, $3200, in excellent condition. For more information, please call after 3pm.

Marata? I guess they don't give a spelling test before you buy a Suzuki.

Ok, no more beer for me tonight.

Craig
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I'd trade my wife's Kirby for a stick of gum if it hadn't cost $700. I'd like to meet the marketing genius who convinced women that a 50lb, June Cleaver era vacuum was better than what's being produced today.
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I'd trade my wife's Kirby for a stick of gum if it hadn't cost $700. I'd like to meet the marketing genius who convinced women that a 50lb, June Cleaver era vacuum was better than what's being produced today.

That's probably why the guy wants the Glock..
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Maybe he wants to shoot his wife.

And then there's this asshole...
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