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Chandrashekhar's first day of school

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give
me Death? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his
hand up "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said, "Very good!"

Who said 'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekhari jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2004."

Hope that is not a , but I thought that it was "decent"

Canada post has came and gone, now they are coming again ...
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