Re: "If we can't beat the deal..."
NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED! THE BANK SAYS LIQUIDATE! EVERYTHING MUST GO! PUSH, PULL, OR DRAG YOUR TRADE IN, WE'LL GIVE YOU THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS OFF ANY NEW MODEL!
I ****ing hate lame dealership sales. Ours does a "midnight madness" once a month...They make all the salesmen stay until midnight, and not a single deal is written after 9. They go out and put balloons on the cars, rent popcorn machines... Of course there isn't actually any sale.
You know dear there isn't really room in the budget for a new car and I OMG BALLOONS! GET THE ****ING GOLD CARD OUT!
Oh, you know what I hate even more? WHen they do the radio promos [cheesy radio voice]"Hey there folks this is Red Dawg comin' atcha live from Jones Motors on this fine Saturday afternoon lemme tell ya they got all kinds of amazing deals here like this 2001 Grand Am for only 189 a month nothing down so just come on down here, they got hot dogs for the kids and popcorn you're guaranteed to get a great deal from Jones Motors. Got some Pink FLoyd coming up so don't change that dial...[/cheesy radio voice]
And then there's this asshole...
Last edited by phobiaphobe; 12-22-2005 at 9:55 AM.