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Proof that Beer is good

got this from a friend, thought some of you might enjoy it.


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

"That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

if you can't convince them, confuse them.
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That doesn't explain how it makes me more attractive to the opposite sex.

And then there's this asshole...
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That doesn't explain how it makes me more attractive to the opposite sex.
Nothing ever will
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And then there's this asshole...
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Nothing ever will
Beat me to it....
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You're both just pissed cuz you can't have me all to yourselves.

And then there's this asshole...
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You're both just pissed cuz you can't have me all to yourselves.
Grandma still comes with the package, eh?
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That doesn't explain how it makes me more attractive to the opposite sex.
when did this become about you?

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when did this become about you?
I said "opposite sex" but these boys can't contain their crush on me. Or my grandmother in law.

And then there's this asshole...
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I said "opposite sex" but these boys can't contain their crush on me. Or my grandmother in law.
but you said make YOU more attractive to the opposite sex.

and when did you get married? she give you another toilet for a wedding gift?


now get your gay ass out of my thread

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kay g'bye.. I'll miisssss yyooouuuuuu.

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Hey 'Phobe, have you seen the previews for Sandler's (he's not in it, but it's his production company and humor) new movie "Gandma's Boy"?
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Hey 'Phobe, have you seen the previews for Sandler's (he's not in it, but it's his production company and humor) new movie "Gandma's Boy"?

I wonder if he auditioned and didnt get an of the roles in the movie
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You need'ed proof?

Poking the Devil with a stick then running away
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