I've gotta share this:
My wife has a co-worker friend that has been on the on-line dating circuit for about 8 months now. I believe she has had trouble with enticing a man in person and has resorted to the on-line only type date setups. She's not a local (something like North Carolina, or North something East Coast). Pointy nose, blue eyes, yellow brown hair, normal white girl.....until you get below the waist....then its all about *dat ass*. Its like she has a thinner upper body, maybe an a-cup, little waist, and then kaplow.....all.....dat.....assss. The thighs attached to that ass are pushing max capacity on whatever tight ass jeans she's wearing, and I never have been a proponent of sweats, but this girl makes jeans look like stretch pants. And you know, you've heard of kankles right??? Well this girl has kneekles.
Anyway, my wife gets to hear all about this girls "sexploits" on this on line dating gig. Here's what I gather is happening (almost everytime). She gets these guys responding to her (of course the pictures I'M SURE are waist up), and according to my wife, she thinks she's *HOT* and keeps trying to meet these "bodybuilder" guys. Anyway, they "talk" through email or messaging for awhile (maybe a week), and then she arranges to meet them.
Now inherantly there's nothing wrong with a girl "getting her's", but this chick drives up to 8 hours away to meet these guys. Anyway they end up doing the deed
(which my wife gets to hear about in explicit detail) sometimes in HER CAR, sometimes motel, and then the chick comes back and is suprised these guys never contact her again. Now, I'm not sure how it breaks down, but I'm pretty sure it has everything to do with her "assets". Or maybe a combination of driving a whole friggin' day away, and then giving it up on the first meet that turns these guys off for another date.
It could be that nasal voice, or the fact her cheese has half slid off her cracker, but just listening to my wifes stories about this chick, and the fact if I were a single man I would take masturbation over
this chick any day of the week that I cannot in good faith recommend to my brothers in arms out there to online date (just on the sly chance they mistakenly hook up with this winner).
Consider yourselves warned.