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post #1 of 16 Old 04-14-2006, 8:18 AM Thread Starter
 
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So this pirate walks into a bar....

and has a steering wheel attached to his penis. The bartender says "You know you've got a steering wheel attached to your penis?"

The pirate peers at him through his one non-patched eye and exclaims,

"AAAARRRRRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"


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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

That phucker stole MY joke!!! WTF!?

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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

Yours provided more details and ambiance.
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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

Okay how about this one:

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"Boy do we have a lot of problems!"



HA! I'm gonna be here all week! Try the veal!

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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

Okay how about this one:

Where does a pirate go for vacation?

"Arrrgggggrrrrgentina"

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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

A termite walks into a bar and says.....







Is the bar tender here...?

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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

You hear about that new pirate movie?

It's rated AARRRRRR!

And then there's this asshole...
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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean.
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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

As bad as the first one was I didn't think they could get any worse.


Guess I was wrong.
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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

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My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean.







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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

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My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean.
Probably get wet too.

It's amazing how stupid some people can be.
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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

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My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean.
I think I dated her sister.

...and Dee,

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Re: So this pirate walks into a bar....

OH NO
Red Got you himself.
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