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Stolen sheep joke

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."

"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?

You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.

Must obey the sheep dog
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

Nice.
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Mutton like a good sheep giggle
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You can do better than that.
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

An Indiam shaman is out wandering the plains and he
comes across a small Indian farm. An old man comes out
to greet him, and the shaman asks if he can speak with
the old man's horse. The old man says "thats ok, but
horse no speak". So the shaman asks the horse how he
is being treated, and to the old man's amazement the
horse starts conversing with him! "He makes me work
for him, but I guess he treats me OK" says the horse.

Then the shaman asks if he can speak with the old
man's dog. The old man says "thats ok, but dog no
speak". So the shaman asks the dog how he is being
treated, and again to the old man's amazement the dog
starts conversing with him! "He makes me stand watch
for him, but I guess he treats me OK" says the dog.

Then the shaman asks if he can speak with the old
man's sheep. The old man says "No way!!! Sheep LIE!!!
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

Now that's funny.
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

How do Welshmen practice Safe Sex??

They mark an X on the back of the sheep that kick
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

How does a Welsh bloke find a sheep in long grass?













Very attractive.
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

I always thought that a line through a screen name meant that particular person was banned. If that is the case how in the world did Lucid post?

I'm just curious.
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

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I always thought that a line through a screen name meant that particular person was banned. If that is the case how in the world did Lucid post?

I'm just curious.
He did not have the line in his name earlier when he posted. Must have earned a timeout since then

Must obey the sheep dog
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haha, yea, i'm a retard and got put in the corner for a while............
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well, it's good to see you're back.

I'm not sure what you did, but I have to ask, "Was it worth it?"
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Re: Stolen sheep joke

nah, not really.
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