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post #1 of 38 Old 05-08-2006, 2:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

ok, this ones for joanne, who definitely read about my recent indiscretions here at the org.. needless to say i heard some of these very quotes, word for word......


The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

All very true.

And then there's this asshole...
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

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All very true.
Yeah, well except the "I'm sorry" part.
When was the last time you ever heard any woman tell a man they were sorry? They'd rather just blame any male for all the problems they cause.

Oh, and you forgot one:
[Television is on with something you actually want to watch]
The wife says: All kinds of useless and annoying crap that you don't pay any attention to.
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Yeah, well except the "I'm sorry" part.
When was the last time you ever heard any woman tell a man they were sorry? They'd rather just blame any male for all the problems they cause.

Oh, and you forgot one:
[Television is on with something you actually want to watch]
The wife says: All kinds of useless and annoying crap that you don't pay any attention to.

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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

true, alas, the elusive i'm sorry, quite a rare sighting in the animal kingdom, some have heard of it, even less have heard it.....
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

hahaha what I say everytime I hear about one of your escapades.
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

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The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

hahaha what I say everytime I hear about one of your escapades.
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ok, this ones for joanne, who definitely read about my recent indiscretions here at the org.. needless to say i heard some of these very quotes, word for word.......
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

So, what indiscretions? I must've missed that post. What'd you do to get temporarily banned anyway?
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

yea, i was pretty pissed about it. conq banned me for the weekend because my friend admitted to doing silly things while i was there, guilt by association. conq was pretty cool about it though.
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So, what indiscretions? I must've missed that post. What'd you do to get temporarily banned anyway?
Read site rule #8...bikerchix anger over indescretions had to do with lucid and a buddy creating the story to break site rule #8.



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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

hey hey now, i had nothing to do with his posting, had i known i'd surely would have stopped it, funny thing is, nd4sd1980 said he had to tell us cause his wife can't hear about it, yea, low and behold, his wife and my g/f are friends, so much for not telling wifey.....
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

I doubt bikerchix was pissed about getting in trouble posting on a forum (I'd be very surprised if she cared at all), I was referring to doing stupid **** on the bike.

A friend once told me never write anything in an e-mail, (and I extend that to the internet), you don't want to see on the front page of the newspaper.

Good to remember that...



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absolutely correct, she didn't care that we wrote what we did, but did what we wrote...if thats makes sense.....
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Re: finally you too can understand your wife/s.o.

Now I'm curious as to this topic of conversation, wheres the thread?
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I doubt bikerchix was pissed about getting in trouble posting on a forum (I'd be very surprised if she cared at all), I was referring to doing stupid **** on the bike.

A friend once told me never write anything in an e-mail, (and I extend that to the internet), you don't want to see on the front page of the newspaper.

Good to remember that...
so true. Nope could careless if he got banned, actually i thought it was funny and well deserved. As for doing stupid stuff on the bike, Im sorta resorting to "dont ask, dont tell" I would rather not know.
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