Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants
Used another version of this. Is that a mirror on your zipper... Worked a couple of times but most times I used it for the humor. Got slapped once.
This isn't really a pickup line, and it wasn't me that used it, but a friend of mine back in the day would go up to girls in the club and ask em to dance. Most of the time, they would say no, then he'd reply "that's ok, I had to take a crap anyway" and walk straight for the men's room.
Used this on the "I'm prettier than thou" girls in clubs. Worked once. Even used it in Germany (in German) a couple times.
Originally Posted by SomeStrangeGuy
Stalking might be illegal but this is MY net and MY van that YOU are in, so who's stalking who?
That is by far the funniest one I've heard yet.
I dated a girl in college who looked like Mariah Carey, which I'd heard she had been told a thousand times. So I said, "Has anyone ever told you that Mariah Carey looks a lot like you?" Worked.
Often overlooked gold mine:
"Hi, I'm Seamus. How are you ladies doing tonight?" Worked more often than anything else. I used to throw myself into the group and head for the biggest challenge while my remoras fed off the kill.
A friend of mine was visiting on leave from the Coast Guard while I was in college. We each drank prior to going out; he drank an entire bottle of Southern Comfort, I drank a bottle of Jasper Newton Daniel's best. At the party we were at, and continuing to drink, his pickup line became, "Hi, wanna f**k?" And wouldn't you believe it, after several drunken, failed attempts, the hottest chick in the place said YES!!