Join Date: 05-30-2001
Location: Lake Ariel, PA (NEPA)
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as lead maintenance at my facility i will reitterate a few that i hear on a regular basis:
'i swear it was like that when i got over here'
'no... i didnt even touch it'
'of course not, we're not even allowed to touch that'
'no, i don't even know what that does'
'it was stuck so i just tapped it' (usually spoken for itself by the tell-tale hammer marks, lol)
'day shift must have done it'
'you can fix that right ?'
and my favorite: 'it just fell off !'
there are a million others but my brain is on standby right now... can you believe i havent used a lathe in a few years and i forgot how... this should be a good time for all parties involded,
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'