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Re: penischeek?

Oh sh*t!

Reminds me of the 'good ole daze!' I once passed out at a girl friend's house after a local U of A football game on her living room floor. I woke up about 2 AM when I felt something touching me. Her 16 year old daughter and her sleepover friend had painted my fingernails and toenails a vivid pink, and put gel in my hair and added sparlkles. They used phucking vaseline on my hair, which took three shampooings to get the sh!t out - at 2 AM! I was ready to kill
a coupla teenagers!

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That sh_t is funny. That one at the end is pretty good with the eyes drawn in.
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Re: penischeek?

The key is to wake them back up and take them out to a bar. They will get a ton of attention from the ladies!
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Bacchus,

You used to have hair?
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Classic... I was at a party in the High School days, and passed out with my face on a floor heating register, in the middle of winter. Try explaining that to your folks the next day...
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Bacchus : Reminds me of the 'good ole daze!' *I once passed out at a girl friend's house after a local U of A football game on her living room floor. *I woke up about 2 AM when I felt something touching me. *Her 16 year old daughter and her sleepover friend..............
Your story was VERY compelling up to this point.

Maybe the 16 year olds weren't into midgets?
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And what was Critz looking for when he found this? Anyone wonder about that?
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Re: penischeek?

Way back in the college days some gals 'clowned' a guy with their make-up one night after he passed out... middle of the week. *He came-to (not woke up *), looked at his watch and realizing he was late for a test bolted out the door without looking in the mirror.

He made it about halfway across campus before he noticed people were laughing at him. *He ducked into a bathroom and saw himself in the mirror... needless to say, he missed the test

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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