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post #1 of 12 Old 11-22-2006, 1:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

and getting away with it....

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready!


HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....


I'm forwarding this one to my mother in law and my wife...
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

I'm obviously in need of some sensitivity training. I use those all the time at work.

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and getting away with it....
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Women say this to me damn near every day.
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I'm obviously in need of some sensitivity training. I use those all the time at work.



Women say this to me damn near every day.
Man, I gots me some problems. I read #6 and immediately thought "Seamus."


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Man, I gots me some problems. I read #6 and immediately thought "Seamus."
Yes, you definitely do haves you some problems.
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

Just think if the pilgrams would have shot a cat instead of a turkey we would be eating pussy instead of a bird.

It's amazing how stupid some people can be.
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Just think if the pilgrams would have shot a cat instead of a turkey we would be eating pussy instead of a bird.



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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

Leave me alone...I'm busy basting my turkey...
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

Have a great Thanksgiving!
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

Happy Thanksgiving
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Re: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving....

Happy Gobble Gobble Day!
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