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Build-a-story

I'll throw out a starter, then (hopefully) folks will add chunks and eventually it will make a really outrageusly funny story...


So there I was...on my bored-out, nitrous injected, twin turbo 954 (natch) - when all of a sudden...
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when I got blown away by someone on an F4i.
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So since I was soo upset I pulled off the road, cried for a minute, then threw rocks at all the Harleys that road past.
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I went back to the house & got my tricked out moped, and...
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put on my butt-less chaps and went on a journey to...
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the local sports car dealership because with all the money my rich uncle left me I thought it was about time I picked up some new wheels.....
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Ferrari I thought...could I? Should I? What the hey, you only live once so I told the sexy sales girl to get the black one detailed, clock out, hop in and away we went. She couldn't resist my chaps I guess, so there we were cruising in my new Ferrari when all of the sudden...
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I decided to ditch the sales girl as she was messing with the power to weight ratio and I wanted to put this thing through some turns, after I left her at the side of the road I saw in the distance.....
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A police cruiser, with the radar gun focused right on me...

(why we bought a ferrari and ditched the girl is beyond me)
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So I decided I was going to give this cop a "radar explosion" so I planted my foot, I've got team of lawyers on retainer so I figure they can't touch me even if they can catch me. As I raced past the cop I looked down at the spedo and saw....
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that the damn maintenance and oil light were on (damn Ferrari's)....
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So here I am, coasting down the Interstate in a Ferrari trailing clouds of smoke from a blown engine; with a police cruiser bearing down on me with full lights & siren. Miraculously, the cruiser spins uncontrollably in the oil my car has been spewing onto the asphalt (a la Spy Hunter or James Bond).

I coast to a stop just in time to...
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To get out before I became engulfed in the flames that set out to incinerate my new Ferrari. Ah, it was the best of cars; it was the worst of cars. Nothing left to do but start walking with my thumb out. As luck would have it, a car pulls over and much to my surprise...
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It was my rich uncle, coming back to tell me he faked his death to get out of paying taxes, and he wanted all his money back. I told him I had spent it all on the Ferarri that was still smoldering on the side of the road. Enraged, he floored the gas and drove me directly to...
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Las Vegas, where he forced me to watch Wayne newton's show for 9 days straight. Afterward, as we were staggering out we were approached by...
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