Re: Steven Wright,
I've seen him at the Garden State Arts center a few times. I qoute him all the time and no one ever knows what I'm talking about.
'I lost a button hole'
'I named my dog Stay, come her Stay, Stay come here!'
I bought powdered water, what do you add?'
' I bought a harmonica, I can't play it, but I hold it out the window when I'm driving and it sounds really cool.'
later in the set
' I put a new engine in my car. I forgot to take the old one out and now my car does 700MPH' The harmonica sounds unbeleivable!'