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Re: Hey there are two naked chicks in my hot tub!
So my wife calls me and says when are you getting home from Work? I say 10:30 PM because we had a football game.
She said well her best friend is over and in the hot tub.... I said cool, love to hang out with you guys...
Get there walk on our porch...... lights are off..... music going
and there they are in the tub.... did not get it at first... They said come in the tub.... I said nahhhh, look down and two bikini tops are next to the tub and they said get in we will turn around...... and I did ......... not.... (STUPID, STUPID, STUPID) Timer kicks off the pumps... not bubbles...... and I look in to the crystal clear water.... Two naked women in the tub..... Ohhh man, my wife looks at me and says 'You are thinking something.' I said 'yeah' I need to get the hell out of here before I rip off all my clothes and stick my ding dong in anything that has holes.....
So I sat there innocently and talked to them..... Thinking (STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID)..... Just then the best friend's husband pulls up in our driveway...... and now I am really unsure... what to do...
So I head in to the house, they got changed and I am here typing this thing thinking (STUPID, STUPID, STUPID)
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