The Post Whores Thread..... - Page 3 - Honda Motorcycles - FireBlades.org
Off-Topic Discussion of anything that doesn't fit anywhere else. If it's related to motorcycles in any way, DO NOT post it here. Post it in General Discussion or a more specific forum.

User Tag List

 196Likes
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #31 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 10:54 AM
 
Join Date: 05-08-2007
Posts: 159
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 0
 
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

go to church, bathrobe on, plastic shower cap, luffa sponge, rubber ducky and bath soap, and nonchalantly walk up to the baptism tub, and proceed to take a bath... anyone asks WTF, first point out it's impolite to curse in church, and then let them know you're washing away your sins, and now please get the hell out..
I_FLY_LOW is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #32 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 11:26 AM
Global Moderator
 
Sideshow bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-23-2008
Location: UK
Age: 50
Posts: 9,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 139
                     
Send a message via MSN to Sideshow bob
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
Less to wax!
No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seatsÔ maybe?

Ô SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)

As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground. As long as I fall, I'm safe & sound.

Last edited by Sideshow bob; 07-27-2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason: need a new word book.. .. ..
Sideshow bob is offline  
post #33 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 3:41 PM
Global Moderator
 
macca9540's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-11-2006
Location: Yeppoon Qld., Australia
Age: 63
Posts: 14,687
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 50 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 270
                     
Send a message via Skype™ to macca9540
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow bob View Post
No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seats maybe?

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)
Brazil seats, made in England, man made product, no animal content, all natural fibres, comes in varied thickness and shapes, cannot guarantee colour matching or fastness, very durable, one size fits all, limited warranty.
macca9540 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #34 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 4:10 PM
Global Moderator
 
Sideshow bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-23-2008
Location: UK
Age: 50
Posts: 9,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 139
                     
Send a message via MSN to Sideshow bob
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
Brazil seats, made in England, man made product, no animal content, all natural fibres, comes in varied thickness and shapes, cannot guarantee colour matching or fastness, very durable, one size fits all, limited warranty.
I like your style!!

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd could use a man with your vision!

A vacancy in the Blatently Stupid Ideas Project development department has your name crayoned all over it* would you like a job?

*well... originaly had loopys name on... but thats now crossed out and yours is crayoned over it!!

As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground. As long as I fall, I'm safe & sound.

Last edited by Sideshow bob; 07-27-2008 at 5:07 PM.
Sideshow bob is offline  
post #35 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 4:42 PM
Global Moderator
 
macca9540's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-11-2006
Location: Yeppoon Qld., Australia
Age: 63
Posts: 14,687
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 50 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 270
                     
Send a message via Skype™ to macca9540
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow bob View Post
I like your style!!

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd could use a man with your vision!

A vacancy in the Blatently Stupid Ideas Project development department has your name on crayoned all over it* would you like a job?

*well... originaly had loopys name on... but thats now crossed out and yours is crayoned over it!!
I'll think it over today. If I take it on you'll have to find that rusty knife Loopy threatens to use on blokes pink bits. I don't think I would have the same enthusiam for the Brazil seats job without them. Also,what are we going to demote her to.
macca9540 is offline  
post #36 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 4:52 PM
Global Moderator
 
macca9540's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-11-2006
Location: Yeppoon Qld., Australia
Age: 63
Posts: 14,687
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 50 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 270
                     
Send a message via Skype™ to macca9540
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee View Post
plastic apron so you dont get covered in gore
This is a christening not a circumcision.
macca9540 is offline  
post #37 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 5:06 PM
Global Moderator
 
Sideshow bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-23-2008
Location: UK
Age: 50
Posts: 9,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 139
                     
Send a message via MSN to Sideshow bob
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
I'll think it over today. If I take it on you'll have to find that rusty knife Loopy threatens to use on blokes pink bits. I don't think I would have the same enthusiam for the Brazil seats job without them. Also,what are we going to demote her to.
Loopy's happy with her new position as head of the newly formed agressive marketing and unusual punishment department*
Loopy says as she lacks the said pink bits, stupid ideas are not her forte
remember Brazil Seats (and not forgeting the Booze Bottle Bug Basher & Chateau Cardboard Critter Concusser) are just the beginning.....

*you buy or get punished.. a novel new approach!

As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground. As long as I fall, I'm safe & sound.
Sideshow bob is offline  
post #38 of 36503 Old 07-27-2008, 5:13 PM
 
Join Date: 05-08-2007
Posts: 159
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 0
 
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
This is a christening not a circumcision.
LMAO!!
this thread is getting better by the minute!
I_FLY_LOW is offline  
post #39 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 2:56 AM
Supporting Member
 
Surffrog's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-27-2007
Location: Thailand
Posts: 6,491
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 109
                     
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
OK. Chainsaw, earmuffs. Now what?
Just add personal vision to increase enjoyment of the day

Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee View Post
I just went and sat on my bike.. and I burned my bum SSB had left it out in the sun and the seat had heated up to furnace like temperatures
This happens a lot to me. Parking in the shade just isn't an option 9 times out of 10. I had to ride some 15 kilometres the other day and the seat wouldn't cool down for the whole journey. The tears, oh the tears
Surffrog is offline  
post #40 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 3:57 AM Thread Starter
 
LoopyLee's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-15-2008
Location: Everywhere.. via the interweb
Posts: 11,894
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 144
                     
Send a message via MSN to LoopyLee Send a message via Skype™ to LoopyLee
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Surffrog View Post
I had to ride some 15 kilometres the other day and the seat wouldn't cool down for the whole journey. The tears, oh the tears
Brings a whole new meaning to 'boil in the bag'

What you leave behind is not what is engraved on stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others - Pericles

Blade Rider

LoopyLee is offline  
post #41 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 4:34 AM
 
Join Date: 07-03-2008
Location: Falkirk(ish)
Posts: 802
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 21
               
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow bob View Post
No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seats maybe?

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)
I see a problem with you idea, which may, or may not stop people buying it... it means going out on the bike with no clothes on you lower half...... just an observation...........
vex918 is offline  
post #42 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 5:14 AM
Global Moderator
 
Sideshow bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-23-2008
Location: UK
Age: 50
Posts: 9,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 139
                     
Send a message via MSN to Sideshow bob
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by vex918 View Post
I see a problem with you idea, which may, or may not stop people buying it... it means going out on the bike with no clothes on you lower half...... just an observation...........
I don't think of it as a problem....

Practicality is not an option* on any of the amazing products from SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd

*NO options available (unless product couses accidental death or maiming*)
*then it incorparates the amazing Suicide Feature at no extra charge!!

As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground. As long as I fall, I'm safe & sound.
Sideshow bob is offline  
post #43 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 5:26 AM
Global Moderator
 
macca9540's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-11-2006
Location: Yeppoon Qld., Australia
Age: 63
Posts: 14,687
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 50 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 270
                     
Send a message via Skype™ to macca9540
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow bob View Post
I don't think of it as a problem....

Practicality is not an option* on any of the amazing products from SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd

*NO options available (unless product couses accidental death or maiming*)
*then it incorparates the amazing Suicide Feature at no extra charge!!
Way to go SSB. You better take on Liason officer as well as OH&S.
macca9540 is offline  
post #44 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 5:40 AM
Global Moderator
 
Sideshow bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-23-2008
Location: UK
Age: 50
Posts: 9,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 139
                     
Send a message via MSN to Sideshow bob
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

The job offer still stands macca

As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground. As long as I fall, I'm safe & sound.
Sideshow bob is offline  
post #45 of 36503 Old 07-28-2008, 6:06 AM Thread Starter
 
LoopyLee's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-15-2008
Location: Everywhere.. via the interweb
Posts: 11,894
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Reputation Power: 144
                     
Send a message via MSN to LoopyLee Send a message via Skype™ to LoopyLee
Re: The Post Whores Thread.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 View Post
Way to go SSB. You better take on Liason officer as well as OH&S.

I'll take on the role of Liason Officer and OH&S.. to be honest my position as head of the Agressive Marketing And Unusual Punishment Department doesn't take up too much of my time.. one glance of my rusty knife and people tend to buy the entire range.. and if that doesnt work, one peek into my 'special room' usually does the trick

What you leave behind is not what is engraved on stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others - Pericles

Blade Rider


Last edited by LoopyLee; 07-28-2008 at 6:16 AM.
LoopyLee is offline  
Reply

  Lower Navigation
Go Back   Honda Motorcycles - FireBlades.org > Other > Off-Topic

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Honda Motorcycles - FireBlades.org forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
A valid e-mail address is REQUIRED. You will not have access to any site features until you activate your account using the activation e-mail that is sent to this address.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Post Whore Thread Atreyu Off-Topic 1876 12-20-2007 1:10 AM
whores bubba Off-Topic 10 08-12-2005 6:47 PM
Is there a cure for the posting whores? ULEWZ Off-Topic 18 08-10-2003 5:03 AM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome