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post #1 of 16 Old 11-14-2008, 10:55 AM Thread Starter
 
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What would you do????

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While enroute home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom. The
husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabincruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches
cold.'



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Before I'd decide, I would ask him if he could exchange those Pittsburgh Steeler season tickets for Eagles season tickets!
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I would say " I need a new 1098R, I'll trade you this gun for it"
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LMFAO!!! Sugarmommas are the best, keep her!!!

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I would say " I need a new 1098R, I'll trade you this gun for it"
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Re: What would you do????

Id probably ask if they needed anything, then get out of there, phone my boss and quit my job.
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ask what kind of beer he drinks..
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ask what kind of beer he drinks..
get more stuff out of him then divorce her ass and take half.
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New Aprilia for me thankyou very much...and I'll let you two get back to it...sorry to interupt

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get more stuff out of him then divorce her ass and take half.
Not thinking far enough out. Quit and take half now and that is all you have. let them keep it up and you get even more down the road.
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Not thinking far enough out. Quit and take half now and that is all you have. let them keep it up and you get even more down the road.
Ok call me stupid but how does that work




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Ill make a Christmas list and makes sure the old lady stays tight for him.
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Ok call me stupid but how does that work
Let him keep banging your wife and you get to live on easy street as he pays the bils. if you take half now, you lose out on the half of the future. Nothing says he couldn't find his own female on th side to replace his wife.

Another scenario. They have 100,000 and you get half; so 50,000. Now, if the guy is paying 50,000 a year, you basically get 25,000 a year. So why get a divorce? In two-years you break even and the following years are ahead.
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Oh agree no divorce, let him bang away and take as much as possible, getting a bit on the side for comfort, sounds good to me.




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If he can give me a young model along with a 344 page christmas list then he can do what he wants

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