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Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

The Whizzinator, a fake penis, a heater and fake urine device...LOL

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam

Sooooooo, who ordered one? Jazzy, SSB, macca???

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Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

Or you could lay off the drugs when you know this will be coming.

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The Whizzinator, a fake penis, a heater and fake urine device...LOL

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Sooooooo, who ordered one? Jazzy, SSB, macca???
I'll pass thanks FB, but I think it would be funny to have one with a large capacity reservoir for joking around at times.

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Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

Why me ! WHY ME !! I could never of been suspected of doing ANYTHING like that ever....*

Plus....errmm....urrrmm....cant think of any other excuses, must of been all the drugs i took years ago have scrambled my memory**

Naaahhh only joking, but yes I did buy one just for the craic to have a laugh down the pub***

*innocent until proven guilty, you cant prove anything, you aint seen me
**Think thats thrown it the wrong direction
***Honesty best policy, that should throw them off the scent

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Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

You notice how quiet jazzy and SSB are? Maybe we hit a soar nerve there??

Oooops, jazzy just replied. So it happens, his excuse is

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You notice how quiet jazzy and SSB are? Maybe we hit a soar nerve there??

Oooops, jazzy just replied. So it happens, his excuse is
I was quite impressed with my EXCUSE actually Mr FB

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I was quite impressed with my EXCUSE actually Mr FB
What's up with the SSB imitation? Writing in small font?? Sheesh...

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What's up with the SSB imitation? Writing in small font?? Sheesh...

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Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

You have to give credit to these guys... Who would have not only thought of something like this, but to actually make it for three years...?

Drugs usually stay within the body longer than you expect (depends what you take) and also your hair stores traces of the drugs e.g. cocaine could still be seen three months later in your hair!

SSB is still probably ordering a batch of them... Or buying the business...

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SSB is still probably ordering a batch of them... Or buying the business...
I can see that. Totally agree with you. Loopy will be happy about the mass of wieners she will have at her disposal.

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I think FB found this because he was looking for a prosthetic
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I think FB found this because he was looking for a prosthetic
Yep, I did. And you like it when others do the research for you.

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Yep, I did. And you like it when others do the research for you.
I do, it makes things less stressful
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Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!

I remember seeing a film with a similar device years ago (withnail and i) great film worth a watch if you ever get the chance

It wasn't me, honest !
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Y would you need to have a fake dick? do they watch you when you test?

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