Join Date: 12-11-2006
Location: Yeppoon Qld., Australia
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Re: Christmas gifts that suck
I think the worst Christmas present i got was a singing fish, you know the ones that sing when you walk past. Well, my dear old mum asked me one year what I thought about them, and I knew straight away that's what she was giving me for Christmas. A PHUCKIN SINGIN FISH, come on, so I told her I thought they were the biggest waste of money and the lamest thing going around, and guess what, no singing fish. I was so stoked about not getting a singing fish and was wrapped to get socks and jocks instead. But low and behold, 2 years later you'll never guess what popped up under the Christmas tree. Yep! the PHUCKIN SINGIN FISH! My dear old mum kept it for two year's and still gave it to me. God, I hate those PHARKIN SINGIN FISH!
I was young and stupid then. I'm old and stupid now.
We get too soon old, and too late smart.
I started off with nothing and still have most of it left.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.