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Profane substitutes

What are your most used phrases to replace vulgar language when in front of children, ladies and at the workplace.

1. cheese and rice!

2. what the craziness?

3. what the hector! (i got that from my 5 year old son)

4. Son of a Blagojevich! (shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on the net)

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Re: Profane substitutes

An example:

You are sofa king we todd it.

Not profane, but it gets the message across.
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gee golly heck
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Re: Profane substitutes

Instead of God damn it I say God Bless America

SOB= Son Of a Biscuit Eater

Fudge= instead of the f word

Mother fudrucker
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Re: Profane substitutes

As Stewie says:
"What the deuce"
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Re: Profane substitutes

Instead of "fudge" I usually say "****"
But then again people in real life do call be dicknose, so what do you expect!
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Do you pu$$yfoot around?
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"You dirty lint licker"

"What the French Toast"
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Re: Profane substitutes

When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom

I was young and stupid then. I'm old and stupid now.
We get too soon old, and too late smart.
I started off with nothing and still have most of it left.
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When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom
You lost me on that one macca....

I mean I "get it." I just dont get how it applies here or in that other thread I saw it in



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You lost me on that one macca....

I mean I "get it." I just dont get how it applies here or in that other thread I saw it in



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"Root" over here is sex, or if it's "rooted" it means it's f#*ked

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"Root" over here is sex, or if it's "rooted" it means it's f#*ked

I know what "root" means. I get the whole gay innuendo. I just dont see how it applies here.
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Re: Profane substitutes

AC/DC is the name of a band, but it also has a meaning of bisexuality. The band members learned of it just after they picked their name and before the release of their first album.
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Re: Profane substitutes

I always say "Judas Priest!" or if I'm really mad....$#@%^*&[email protected]#$%$
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Re: Profane substitutes

usually my sentences just end abruptly

what the...
holy....
son of a...

if you can't convince them, confuse them.
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