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20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!



1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more


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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

Loopy. I'm shocked.

I never thought you would say all of those things! I thought you were an angel?


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Loopy. I'm shocked.

I never thought you would say all of those things! I thought you were an angel?

Loopy = with a dirty sense of humour

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Loopy = Devil - with a dirty * sense of humour
*and twisted

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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

I just tried a few of these lines and did get slapped
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I just tried a few of these lines and did get slapped
I think you need a turkey to hand when you say them


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*and twisted
Who? Me?

Nah... you got it all wrong Twin..

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I think you need a turkey to hand when you say them
Now you tell us. You just like to laugh at us...

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Nah... you got it all wrong Twin..
Care to explain?

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Now you tell us. You just like to laugh at us...
yep.....


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Care to explain?
I'm not a DEVIL I'm a with an ever so slightly bent sense of humour.. Thats all..

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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

Do you want some of my smoked meat log.
(we smoke some deer tender loin for christmas)

No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

SSB could have fun with that
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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

21) Stuff that turkey
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Re: 20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

Darling, that was the moistest stuffing I've had for a long time.

I was young and stupid then. I'm old and stupid now.
We get too soon old, and too late smart.
I started off with nothing and still have most of it left.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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ho ho ho

try saying that to 3 ladies at another time of year.
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ho ho ho

try saying that to 3 ladies at another time of year.
Are you sure about that?
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