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You May Be Taliban If...

The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this.

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


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9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


Damn*

*best i sell my shoes & explode somewhere

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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
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Good one

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You may be Taliban if...

All your cars are missing one taillight.

Your children play cops and Jihads

The scariest thing you can think of is an election

You still believe your 72 virgins are female

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I, for one, am glad I am an 'infidel'!

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....at climax you literally explode
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You still believe your 72 virgins are female
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I, for one, am glad I am an 'infidel'!
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