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post #1 of 8 Old 12-18-2010, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
 
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Scotsman and Sheep

A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

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"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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HAHAHA!!! Why do the Scots wear kilts? Cause the sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yds.!!!

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Thats ok, I love the scots

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Re: Scotsman and Sheep

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HAHAHA!!! Why do the Scots wear kilts? Cause the sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yds.!!!

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A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Very nice!

The reason cowboy boots are so tall is so the sheep's back legs can slide in there and you won't get kicked while well..... you get the idea. Don't get me started on velcro shaps.
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Re: Scotsman and Sheep

Hey now! I am a scot..

Eitherway funny stuff
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Very nice!

The reason cowboy boots are so tall is so the sheep's back legs can slide in there and you won't get kicked while well..... you get the idea. Don't get me started on velcro shaps.
Hell yeah!!! Tall boots and velcro gloves, sounds like a saturday night here!

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Hell yeah!!! Tall boots and velcro gloves, sounds like a saturday night here!

swaying to the symphony of destruction!!!!
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