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So there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest.....

...kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life
would be easier if he were green like the other toads.
He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.

He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like
the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators
and suchlike."

The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says,
"Toadra-capokus! You're green!"

The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his
package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother:
"Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"

To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons.
You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad
thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods.
As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy
godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make
me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want
to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me
from a mile off."

She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand
and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"


The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with
the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple.

He says: "My Wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units,
you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how
the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"


The fairy godmother answers:
"That's easy... Just follow the yellowdick Toad!"



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Hi Loopy.

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Re: So there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest.....

awesome!

I feel the most alive when I am close to death....

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