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Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... Why men die first? but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't..........you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache..........she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to
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Re: Why do men die first?

Always thought of it as early parole for good behavior or time served...

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Bikes and women - both have nice curves.
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She's soooooooooo gonna kill me at Grattan
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I'm shocked that you would even think I would do something like that.....although I just may have bad case of PMS that day and won't be responsible for my actions.
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Stop it!

I can't catch my breath, I'm laughing too much.

I can't wait 'till Grattan to meet up with you guys!

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She's soooooooooo gonna kill me at Grattan

nah, she'll just kick you as she passes you on the INSIDE. or maybe stuff you in turn one. nothing serious.

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nah, she'll just kick you as she passes you on the INSIDE. or maybe stuff you in turn one. nothing serious.
If I were you, I would move my kill switch to somewhere that it can't be "slapped off" by a passing rider . . .
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If I were you, I would move my kill switch to somewhere that it can't be "slapped off" by a passing rider . . .

I hadn't thought of that but I wouldn't do that to ND. He may if I do. But there are no guarantees of what my PMS alter-ego could do if she's there. He just better hope that it's not 'that' time of the month.






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I hadn't thought of that but I wouldn't do that to ND. He may if I do. But there are no guarantees of what my PMS alter-ego could do if she's there. He just better hope that it's not 'that' time of the month.






Just remember, I'm the nice young gentleman that said you could ride a 600RR
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Just remember, I'm the nice young gentleman that said you could ride a 600RR
Trust me young grasshopper, offering a lady a ride when PMS has been mentioned ain't gonna cut it. You're talking diamond territory now, and bigguns at that.

Better change your handle to Dead Meat.

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Trust me young grasshopper, offering a lady a ride when PMS has been mentioned ain't gonna cut it. You're talking diamond territory now, and bigguns at that.

Better change your handle to Dead Meat.


I'll have her 954 + my incapacitated 600rr in the middle of summer = me postwhoring 3x as much. If that's not enough incentive, then I don't know what is

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