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Pollock with Canadian wife

Polish Guy Canadian Wife :

>Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year

>or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on


>well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if

>he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".


>The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on

>the circumstances and asked him the following questions:


>Lawyer: Have you any grounds?


>Pole: Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3



>Lawyer: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"


>Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar."


>Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"


>Pole: "No." "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed



>Lawyer: "I mean, What are your relations like?"


>Pole: "All my relations are in Poland."


>Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"


>Pole: "Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1

>sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your

>questions is, Yes."


>Lawyer: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?


>Pole: No, I'm always up before her.


>Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?


>Pole: No, she white.


>Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?


>Pole: She going to kill me.


>Lawyer: What makes you think that?


>Pole: I got proof..


>Lawyer: What kind of proof?


>Pole: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and

>put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
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