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post #1 of 5 Old 05-27-2003, 6:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Brain Cramps

BRAIN CRAMPS
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> Question: If you could live forever, would you and
> why? Answer: 'I would not
> live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were
> supposed to live forever, then we would live
> forever, but we cannot live
> forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
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> like that, but not with all
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> president.' --Hillary Clinton commenting on the
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Re: Brain Cramps

Great stuff.
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Re: Brain Cramps

Doh! LOL
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Re: Brain Cramps

It hurts my brain just to read some of those...wow
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Re: Brain Cramps



Pretty good stuff!
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