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post #1 of 11 Old 02-21-2004, 4:25 PM Thread Starter
 
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Confusing signs

CONFUSING SIGNS:

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Spotted in a restroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office lunchroom:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Re: Confusing signs

Lot's of fun stuff there! I liked the one from the second hand shop

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Re: Confusing signs

Good one ND4 . My personal favorite:

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Re: Confusing signs

I personally think the last one is the best. Good post, great humor!
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Re: Confusing signs

A repost...but one of my favorites...

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Re: Confusing signs

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A repost...but one of my favorites...
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Re: Confusing signs

Very good

Do unto others, before some prick does it to you!

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Re: Confusing signs

Uh oh, ratter is awake!
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Re: Confusing signs

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Uh oh, ratter is awake!
It's 2.45 pm here, what time is it there?

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Re: Confusing signs

8:45 PM, Saturday naturally, not Sunday as over (down) there...
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Re: Confusing signs

the question is, What are doing on the net on a saturday night?

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