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post #1 of 23 Old 10-20-2004, 9:53 AM Thread Starter
 
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


What with elections coming up, we should all decide.* Here is a little test that will help you decide.* So here is the question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?* The answer can be found by posing the following question:

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes, around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


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Two center mass and one to the head. Dang, do I have to have a Glock .40? A 1911 would be much better


Or the classic answer...


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

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One shell to the crotch. Then you can torture him at leisure next to the porch while drinking lemonade (or ice tea) to find out where his buddies are.

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Must of scared the liberals off

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Just because he is acting in a threatening manner doesn't make him a terrorist.

I would probably ask him to stand by while I consult an organization of governments that may have a financial conflict of interest, have them draft multiple resolutions asking this individual to please stop acting in a threatening manner (or face grave consequences).

To shoot him before he attacks me or my family would be preemptive, which couldn't possibly be the right thing to do, and would probably lead to more opressed people wanting to become terrorists and make us less safe.

But that's just me...
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Personally, I'd contact the UN to see if I could shoot his ass or not. Can't do anything they don't aprove of now can we?

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I'd just make sure there was only one story...

"another beautiful theory beaten to death by a gang of ruthless facts..."
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Totally irrelevant scenario/analogy ND4. I am disappointed - you can come up with better than that...
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Why an islamic terrorist? why not a bandana wearing biker brandishing a sawn off, or a yo homie ****** whos screams that hes gunna cap yo ass, or why not a bespeckled, fat white man with a huge mortgage and a cheating wife? This thread truly is scraping the bottom....

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Why an islamic terrorist? why not a bandana wearing biker brandishing a sawn off, or a yo homie ****** whos screams that hes gunna cap yo ass, or why not a bespeckled, fat white man with a huge mortgage and a cheating wife? This thread truly is scraping the bottom....
Or a smart-ass Australian

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Totally irrelevant scenario/analogy ND4. I am disappointed - you can come up with better than that...
Never said I came up with it, just passing it along
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes, around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
..and suddenly you awake from this terrible nightmare and realise you need a pi**.
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Why an islamic terrorist? why not a bandana wearing biker brandishing a sawn off, or a yo homie ****** whos screams that hes gunna cap yo ass, or why not a bespeckled, fat white man with a huge mortgage and a cheating wife? This thread truly is scraping the bottom....
Simple I would invite #1 in for a beer and check out his sawed off, laugh at #2 and tell him to chill out, and do #3's wife

Oh and the reason for Islamic terrorist is they have succeeded in killing many of my country and others around the world and promise more. Of course you should also be careful to not mistake an Arab/Persian/Egyptian or other believer in Islam for the above as far from all of them are terrorists.

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How do you identify the arab as a terrorist?
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How do you identify the arab as a terrorist?
Yep this is the big challenge.

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